
if you hear shitty singing, squealing, constant laughing, panting, or munching, it's me.
i like to spam my friends' iphones with selfies.
hey carrots ive talked to louis tomlinson before
be jealous bc ur never going to talk to that drama bitch
k bye

we are bored and tired. we’re watching jack*ss ! john was here to keep me in company while 8th graders freshmens were hanging out.
great day(: too much laughs with john & katrina :D
flippin’ hot. bonding day with @kattboltzzz :D swimming and partying all day & night @ my house.
okk, what’s with the zerrie drama ? just stfu. whether it is fake or not, please respect it. zayn is happy with her so let it be. demi & justin are collaborating = niall fanqurling so hard. i’m fanqurling too. oh niall lives in twitter & so do i, we live together.
062112 - adventure around LA.
- jamie and ynnah walked to my house
- parents drove me to the grove. thanks !
- saw a british flag on a window around LA
- forever 21: bought a british flag bikini too.
- barnes and noble: got all the magazines and books about the boys. people were staring at me.
- wretzel pretzel: ynnah was hungry
- bus 1: it was 5 minute ride.
- bus 2: 40 minute ride. i look behind me and i told jamie, “that guy looks like andy ? wait ….. THAT IS ANDY. OMG THAT’S HARRY !” yes, we saw harry and andy. they were in a black ferrari convertable. he drove next to our bus then sped up to go in front of us.
- got off the bus and walked to the hotel. we saw a couple of girls walking our way and we asked what was happening. security was kicking us out. we told them we saw harry but he wasnt on his way to the hotel.
- went through the back of the hotel to go to the other side. the houses were beautiful.
- went to rite aid and as we walked there, i said hi to people and they gave me a mean face ):
- walked back to the hotel and sat at a corner. people started screaming and jamie hit me and said “JESS ITS NIALL !” i looked at the car and i see an irish boy with a white tank top and green hat waving to fans. i surprisingly stayed calm and i just stared at him. he didnt look at my direction sadly /: then he drove off.
- these girls were so mean to us. they were like “why are you guys here ?” “who are they ?” “uhm, i took a picture with this random guy.” this girl shoved her cellphone on my face and showed a pic of her and harry. they left and said “awkward ahahahaa.” BITCHESSSSSSS.
- we have waited for 3 hours and paparazzi kept taking pics and videos of us.
- the manager of the hotel came to us and told us to pinky promise that we wouldnt be loud and cross the street.
- we waited for 3 hours and Josh came. he got his new tattoo and i waved to him. he waved back(‘:
- waited for 4 hours and it got really cold. ynnah’s mom picked us up and we tried finding a food place.
- found out liam, niall, and harry were at chipotle so we went there. right when we got there, they came to the hotel.
- we got dropped off IN FRONT of the hotel when we werent suppose to.
- waited for a good hour and started singing songs. people were smiling and laughing at my singing and dancing. all of a sudden, people in the hotel started opening their windows.
- police came and jamie and i ran away leaving ynnah. all of a sudden, people started screaming and i ran so fast that i was this close to running into a girl.
- right when we were leaving, we saw andy in the balcony. no one saw him. jamie screamed andy’s name and he walked awayy.
- when we left, andy tweeted a picture of jamie, me, and ynnah(‘:
- we went to in-n-out and jammed out to “one thing” in the car.
BEST DAY EVER but Niall didnt see me /: i’ll wait for the day.
looking through my webcam pictures & i missed the days when doing the peace sign was to make fun of people. now, i have to make fun of myself.










